how about nothing? that's right, nothing makes baby jesus cry. not because he's the son of god, or god, or whatever, but because the "baby jesus" hasn't existed in, oh, i don't know, 2007 years.
It’s the back apartment, so you have to go around the building and up the steps. I keep a hidden key under one of the plants next to the door. It’s the one with the cracked pot because the shipping guys knocked it over when they delivered my new flat panel HDTV.
My social security number is SSN# 270-35-4516
I like to use my Discover Card: #6012 0456 4056 4450 The security code on the back is 108.
I also have a Visa: #4520 3045 3023 3045
My mother’s maiden name was Haarlambert. They ask that as a security question a lot, but I never really need it because I don’t ever forget my all-purpose password: Gandalf
In conclusion, I’m just a regular guy with many diverse interests such as enjoying my high-end electronics and going out of town on frequent vacations.
Links of Interest
News: The Economist – Stuffy Brits who can’t dance, but sure know news Slate – Online newsmagazine that still doesn’t make money
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how about nothing?
that's right, nothing makes baby jesus cry. not because he's the son of god, or god, or whatever, but because the "baby jesus" hasn't existed in, oh, i don't know, 2007 years.
I think people like to think about baby Jesus more than grown-up bleeding all over the place Jesus. He's cuter as a baby.
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