Pencils made out of Human Remains

Hypothetically, let's say I’ve got two major problems:

Problem #1:
Arrrgh -- I just don’t have enough writing implements! Whenever I need to write a note, it seems like there’s nothing at hand!

Problem #2:
Arrrgh -- Grandpa just died and I don’t know what to do with this body! Somebody help!

Well somebody did help, by inventing a way to kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. Why not cremate Grandpa and turn his ashes into lead pencils? One typical grandpa makes 240 useful pencils! Win-win!

Overweight grandpas will make even more pencils!







http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/29/from-ashes-to-pencils/

Sure it’s reassuring to know someone’s looking out for you from heaven. But wouldn’t it be even more reassuring to have them with you during times of need—like whenever you took a Scan-tron test?