Suck it, Edison

Bad ideas that got patents

I especially like the “Airbag Undershorts” that uses an accelerometer to keep you from bruising your posterior while falling down. The time has come.

My million-dollar business idea: "Half-Baked Pizza"

Ok...What's popular? Frozen pizza! What's even more popular? Baked pizza, delivered piping hot to your house! So why not combine the two, into a pizza that's only half-baked and half-frozen? Now that’s a tasty idea.

So if you want to make some serious money with me and you're with a Venture Capital firm, go ahead and reach me through the comments section and we’ll work out some kind lucrative business plan. A Half-Baked business plan.