Is it Roe Vs. Wade Day already?

Jan. 22, 1973. Today marks the 34th anniversary of the controversial Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision. A decision that will be forever be remembered as *the* most important day in our nation's history, by a grateful bumper sticker industry.

Happy Birthday to you/
Happy Birthday to you/
Happy Birthday legalized abortion/
Thanks from me and my ex-girlfriend back in two thousand and two.

But obviously it's a somber topic that couldn't be more personal. That's why I'm especially appalled that the anniversary, like Christmas, has become too over-commercialized:



For shame Pizza Hut Corporation. For shame.