tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3030225204317974741.post577191384611086925..comments2023-06-19T08:32:44.022-07:00Comments on Cup of Chemistry: McJob Part 2Paulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13692254286854718541noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3030225204317974741.post-54932476989127968802007-03-29T14:43:00.000-07:002007-03-29T14:43:00.000-07:00Dear The Hon. McCheeseMaybe it’s time McDonaldland...Dear The Hon. McCheese<BR/><BR/>Maybe it’s time McDonaldland switched to a city council.<BR/><BR/>The sex scandals you’ve cooked up can only be kept wrapped up for so long. Granted, powerful men always need a little “dipping sauce” for their McNuggets on the side, but why does secretary after secretary end up with a little bun in the oven?<BR/><BR/>You may be the big cheese in this town after you built the McPlayland Ball Pits, but that doesn’t explain your failure to bring the Hamburglar to justice. Perhaps a certain elected official is taking kickbacks--in the form of stolen Big Macs…<BR/><BR/>Your constituents are angry and demand answers!<BR/><BR/>P.S. The Honey Mustard Snack Wrap is delicious!Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13692254286854718541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3030225204317974741.post-12672540835085678732007-03-29T12:10:00.000-07:002007-03-29T12:10:00.000-07:00Dear Constituent:As I am sure you are aware, I hav...Dear Constituent:<BR/><BR/>As I am sure you are aware, I have been proudly serving as Mayor of McDonaldland since 1973.<BR/><BR/>I find it highly objectionable that you would include my likeness on a poster that even suggests any kind of sexual impropriety.<BR/><BR/>Proper conduct in the workplace has been one of my top priorities as Mayor. (That and phasing out small Happy Meal toys that might cause a 3 year old to choke and die.)<BR/><BR/>Not only am I outraged by your image, but Mrs. McCheese has been crying herself to sleep. Have you ever seen a grown Cheeseburger Woman crying? It's a mess. Her all-beef patty eyes are dripping with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions onto a sesame seed bun.<BR/><BR/>Please remove the offensive image immediately or I will be forced to turn this matter over to my legal counsel, McRothberg & McWeinstein, who share our corporate slogan: "Billions and Billions Served." <BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/><BR/>The Honorable Mayor McCheese<BR/><BR/>P.S. Please try the new Honey Mustard Snack Wrap available for a limited time only!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com